hello everybody this is YOURRRR dose of pippa

Hard-hanging question Career changing in fact.Waffles or Pancakes?Blueberry or Chocolate Chip?The batter is in your griddle.

Child Pippa be like "fuck it we ball". lmao

Anyways, today, I sad because I was reminded that the banana that we know is going extinct. Cuz of cloning. but you know if I had a nickel for everytime Bananas went extinct I'd have 2, not much be weird it happened twice.

As the designated grenade of my friend group, can confirm I gaslight other people into thinking im funny.

I managed to find a woman who looked hot af(like Audrey Hepburn) I was fat, and meh. I asked her wtf she was with me, she said originally my weight threw her off, but she thought, well he makes me laugh, he's nice, why not?

Just be glad you live in the Pacific Northwest and not the Midwest. I'm looking at you, Indiana! Too many potholes that never get fixed and way to many roundabouts to traverse.

Roundabouts are good most of the time but they FUCKING SUCK when they get busy and you're in an 80,000lbs truck that can't accelerate for shit. Looking at you, Petro truck stop in Hammond, Louisiana.

One time I went up to a car with the same make, model, & color as mine, & I accidentally opened it because it had the same door lock combo. Didn't realize until I saw it had leather interior (I don't)

LOL, Anyone else from chat in So-Cal go down Templin highway on a Bike or Skateboard? Or Pappa?

pippa it seems the mold has taken over your tracking

Pippossum return?

Of course not. You speak English. You're a Digimon.

Dr Squach soap is Manly and Different!

This man is the tistic gay man who exclusively hangs out with normies who had his first introspective thought about social dynamics that any unpopular person already had back in middle school.

he looks like the dude from Fresh Prince

Reminds me of 30 Rock where Liz thought she was bullied in HS for being a nerd, but in reality she was just unlikable and constantly rude to everyone. Many such cases

There's a story Gackt once told on a talk show about the time he accidentally stepped onto the women's only train car while taking the train in Tokyo. He ended up being the one moe lestered, instead.

I am ugly and I am proud