[ENTER THE GUNGEON] how did a horse get in here again || Tomoe Umari

Stuck driving a semi truck again so here's some more apple money, don't get stuck in the horse melter

I almost missed stream! But I made it, so here's my horse taxes. Sadly, Im at work, so I cant stay. If you manage to beat the game this time I'll be super proud that you did it and super mad that I wasn't here to see it!

that feeling is called Righteous Abhorance of evil

Hi Tomoe! Thank you for sponsoring Vexpo, it was my first con and I really enjoyed it! I didn't win the m&g raffle to see you, but I got your merch and will hopefully see you next time!

mornin boss! i hope all your work stuff goes well for you!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM VERY PROUD BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'll watch it later, good job boss!

You would be a open about your feelings man but then you would then get mocked by people for not being manly even though they are the ones that said that men need to be more open

Did you know that Alan Kulwicki, NASCAR driver and winner of the 1992 Winton Cup, signed his sponsorship with Hooters with their CEO on a napkin at hooters?

If it makes you feel better, I had a shitty Taliban beard until I turned 30. Then it went full lumberjack. These things, they take time.

In Japan apparently the frilly bow girls are called Landmine girls, because they tend to be crazy.

Rebrand into the uma tomboy childhhood friend who wears the shorts and tank tops with the messy hair and a baseball cap who's also a bit cocky.

In a few months you can be Tomoe Umari the bro vet tomboy horse girl.

a Hork will always be a Hork even if it tries to be a llama

boba are like the SOP. you can add too but never take away

Perhaps shifting into an old west calvary style could be a way to switch to something with less baggage without changing too drastically.

I believe in the honse lady

you've EAS'd! You are now veteran horse, here is your complementary beard, sleeve tattoos, 5.11 cargo pants, and podcast w/ liquid death sponsorship