【FIRST TIME RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2】THE SHERIFF IS BACK IN TOWN!

Ferumi's gonna take her horse to the old town road and ride til she can't no more

Heya, Watching you with my pseudo boyfriend rn. Just a chill hang out before I have Chemo next week. Can you give me a "Good luck Cancer Girl, kick cancer's ass" I'd really appreciate it. Ty girlie

Also, it depends whether or not cyclists pee on their bikes. The race is timed to have bathrooms and "pee zones" at certain distances, but sometimes nature calls at inopportune moments

o7 Commander Ballsack Enjoyer

BRING SAVAGE BACK!!!!

*tumbleweed rolls by* *grip on my six shooter tightens* *i spit onto the road* well, tex... i reckon this here town ain't big enough for the two of us

Tumbleweeds are actually really destructive, and they appear in really large numbers. Fires with them around are also very dangerous

They always ask, "Who is Dirty Dan?" but its time to ask the real hard hitting questions in life like, " Why is Dan Dirty?"

The pseudo boyfriend here. Nobody tell her I'm going to get her Salamanders.

Calling it now, you'll get an Adam&Eve sponsorship offer within the week

Pseudo as in we're not officially official. Yet. Really working it though.

Bing bong game journalist stream 2 the electric boogaloo

I’m breaking a lot of laws at work to watch your stream rn sheriff Buggo

"Which one of you fellers is the REAL Dirty Dan?"

I adore your mess of an accent you frickin goober

Get a sasparilla from the saloon while you wait