i met kaneko lumi in a grocery store in california

You seem to know what is good at this grocery store. So I will just follow you around and buy what you're buying.

Hi Miss I'm new here. You look like an expert; does this mango look ripe to you?

NO I want you to move so I can grab my Fresh squeezed tangerine juice!

oh excuse me miss, I'm just trying to get that pineapple strawberry thing just above you. ah sweet thanks for moving.

But I thought of a joke. You know another name for Whole Foods? Whole Paycheck! Get it? Wait come back here.

Miss I'm sorry to bother you but there's a whole bottle of juice sticking out of your purse. Very embarrassing. You aren't a thief, are you?

Ma'am I am Loss Prevention. We've got a video record of you shoplifting lemons in this store.

2 bananas, a cucumber, and a daikon

Can I have your cart? You already have all the things I need. Let have your cart

I aim to put you in awkward situations because it’s funny

oh look free groceries

...mangoes...

do they have any limes or coconuts?

I've caught a farfetched before, that's a leek.

holy crap are those strawberry gummies 70 dollars?

If they are Heirloom how are they newly invented?

I substitute arugula for my lettuce actually

I hope cheese guy smiles in your direction again