can a zoomer beat a 15 year old game?【Portal 2】

Red Alert 3 was a fever dream, Tim Curry playing the general secretary of the USSR, JK Simmons as President of the US with David Hasselhoff as his VP and George Tekai as the Emperor of Japan. Also super models as commandos

well Sinny there used to be the 13 tribes who lived on the moon but they abandoned the moon after a civil war resulted in the nuking of the babylon space elevator

I don’t know about y’all but sinthya’s the only pleasure I’ll ever need. no alien can ever match her kind, cute, sweet, funny, silly, overall fun or her giant tookus lol. So I’m stayin with her, mwah

*Sinthya walking by tookus swaying*. me: *looks at camera, Tim Curry eyebrow raise*. God I love Red Alert 3

I will bring back 10000 Alien skulls as proof they existed. He who allows the Alien to exist shares its crime of existence! WE ARE THE DEATHWATCH!

me when the 20ft tall alien bug rips me in half (sinthya told us to be nice but the bugs just want to kill and eat us)

me learning Alien biology so I can learn how to kill them more efficiently. Besides Aliens arent made in the same image as you ergo I'd never the xeno

There actually is a cult in Russia that worships Gadget Hackwrench from Rescue Rangers

There's life in the universe that doesn't know about Sinthya Sanguine? We must rectify this immediately!

Aliens have bushes? Why has this knowledge been kept from us?

I'm already down with the sickness alien bugs got nothing on me

No probing Uranus uuuuuuuu

sorry I had you muted for 5+ minutes because I was trauma dumping to my mom about how much I feel like a waste of space after turning 28

Is this just some way to make us go away cause we gotten too affectionate for you? Also, make sure you don’t get your tookus stuck in the portal again

Captain's Log: Bytedate 69-6767 The team and I have done it, we found alien life.... first contact to follow............ they have bush. IM GOING IN

I got an idea, we can send sinthya up into space instead! We send her to space and she brings something from there, let’s see if she likes it lol

My Alien Girlfriend Is More Macho Than I Am will be a best seller one day.