It's Your First Day At Hogwarts. You Are Accosted By a Slytherin Girl.

This is the Hogwarts adventure we all deserve

Not really experienced or knowledgeable on being a servant, so best I can do as your future servant is offer my face as your seat, Ma'am. One Question: Is wearing the Potter Outfit required while being your servant?

cute

The best Malfoid content I've seen today is Malfoid demanding Snape give her a nullification potion because Potter has CLEARLY slipped her a love potion. It does nothing. "How long until it starts to-" "Instantly." It's kino.

I may not be well-trained in Parseltongue. But I am confident in my ability to Parse-her-tongue (I'm so sorry ). Jokes aside, nice to meet you Miss Dracinia

OH yeah we're muggle maxing RN

Pure Blood Pride

Another 20 points for slytheryn

If i carry your books can I join the cool club Shiina please with sugar

How would you explain the charmingly Crab-adorned ship currently lodged in the Whomping Williow on the hill outside of campus near the Forbidden Forest? The Bloody Baron spotted you leaving the scene, Ms. Dracinia.

Can you counter this magic? Stupefy!

it's so peak Shiina I kneel

Circumrota! Get rotated nerd

$10 to throw Dobby down the moving staircase

The idea of Draco trying to insult Potter & keeps getting interrupted by owls dropping letters labeled 'superchats' & forced to respond immediately is hilarious to me. xD Have good day!

take my gallons or whatever the wizard money was called

damn, those artists wasted no time to create and rig a malfoid model. what sorcery is this.

ACKTHUALLY Malfoid's eyes are green! You're clearly not a REAL fan! Larper detected :P