【Phase-O-Ween】It's a good day for an exorcism! 【FAITH: THE UNHOLY TRINITY】

willager voice "fellow Willagers be warned I'm from the future!! this is a warning she the captain has gone mad with whimsy... it's amazing! Now the pointy hat Mina says I have to go back home bye everyone! And enjoy

I guess you need to… brave shine… *leaves*

Exorcist II: The Heretic watchalong when (The Exorcist III is actually good tho)

Onee-san of the onsen, what is your wisdom?

Willy is cute! CUTE!

Hi Captain Willie, Buckshot Roulette is where players engage in high-stakes Russian roulette using a 12-gauge shotgun Love You

Can you comprehend driving 7 hours to a small town for an extended weekend because of some idiot on the internet and to hang with some boys?

I think I see the problem here, this priest seems to be intent on using a small cross, when a dwarven steel mace shaped like a cross would work better

you are used to fighting the ghost not being a weak priest who can't use a proper sword.

I'm just a Willager, I just follow orders - blood or not

Someone wrote "BUY PHASE COFFEE AT SHOP DOT PHASE DASH CONNECT" in blood on my wall, should I do it?

This is the kind of crap we have to deal with in the Willage when you're gone around October btw. A Chupacabra took Tim last week

Good evening, Captain! It's never a good day for an exorcism... didn't you see Constantine or The Exorcist?

Look, if you had one shot... or one opportunity...-- aaaaand it's gone.

In the name of The Father, The Gun, and The Holy Teabag.

captain I'll never look at ice cube the same way again

Captain since you're dealing with demons today don't mind the ones in the barracks, they're there on purpose.

The TTS used by the game is called SAM, and is a very early TTS program (1982).