Ermmmm Akshuallyyyyy

That's why you get a rich hubby and a nanny so they will just take of them for you. Ez peezy, that's what all the new tech worker parents are doing.

apologies, Bibi's foot taxes

Im only saving one thing.

Where has that finger been?

"why does social media keep sending me toy advertisements?" spends every stream looking up toys.

There is no "right time" to have kids. If you wait for this right time you will never have them.

BROTHER BEAR, YOU NEED TO CONTINUE THE FUJIKURA BLOODLINE! URUKA OVARIES ARE DRYING UP! SHE OWNS TOYS AND STARTS CALLING ONE OF THEM URUWORM, PLEASE, BROTHER BEAR! CONTINUE THE FUJIKURA BLOODLINE!

When i see NerdRuka I always think shes gonna tell me a fact about something she knows a lot about or something niche.

speaking of christmas someone desecrated st. nicholas' (santa claus) thousand year old remains recently. someone is ending up on the naughty list..

I just tuned in, what's this about shoving a christmas tree up ur bum?

Drunk parties taught me how to remove permanent marker, not how to remove something from my rear.

remember that the yugoslav wars may have started over a serbian farmer in kosovo blaming 2 albanians for having a glass bottle shatter down there

Speaking of animations where is the animation of you doing a Chains and Whips cover from Rihanna? IM WAITING

What's the cutoff now to be called a Uruboomer? I'll be at 58 months in a few days.

What were your thoughts on Angel Beats? I replied to your anime list Twitter post saying it was mid, and got a bunch of replies flaming me.

Redo of Healer Best Anime!

Urufugang gets scared when uruka isnt around and she laugh at us for it shes so mean

Did I tell you that your voice is deeper than a family friends son I know of who is 15 and is a Taiwanese-American BOY btw LMAO