Learning how people take the piss in the UK

GB copyright-infringing brands: Star ways in Star Wars font, Printhub in orange & black, Superman's Pizzas, Lilo's Grill Bar, Aslan's Turkish Restaurant, Ollywood Construction in Hollywod font & Only Foods and Sauces in Only Fools and Horses font.

British roads have become such a mess over millenia that there's less gridlock than America, especially with roundabouts: a downside is that missing a turning sends you anywhere but your destination.

The West Country accent was popularised by Disney when the actor for Long John silver in Treasure Island had that accent: it's why Americans thing pirates speak like that.

The REAL mumbling accent is the Forrest of Dean accent where coal miners got used to speaking with nellies (clay on sticks holding candles) in their teeth and their children copied them.

Try looking up a Scotch dialect called Doric: a Disney Pixar film called Brave has examples of it and it's barely comprehendable through the Scottisicisms.

I'm tired of pretending! people who speak like Americans want to sound casual and people who want to speak like Brits want to sound fancy. we can all do all of the accents. it's just vibes!

He got all charges dismissed because they forgot to read him his rights

if you want the true Brit experience look up GOBTU when you get a chance

Would you like a dish of bangers and mash?

According to my dad, there used to be more exotic food like shellfish and live eels killed fresh in shops, but those went out of business long ago.

To be fair, The British used to mock Americans for preprocessed food, greasy burgers, laziness and obesity.

I heard last week Manchester used to be called Mamchester and was named by the Romans after hills that looked like oppai there.

John Rhys-Davies' Welsh accent is always mistaken by Yanks to be Scotch, which is why they all believe Dwarves from Germanic myth sound like Scotsmen.

Ever heard the phrase "What hough!"? (YouTube censored the correct spelling - it doesn't have a "ugh" at the end. It was an old greeting.)

You can stun crocs and gators by holding them on their backs like how sharks get rotated.

If you want a more eccentric lexicon, the TV adaptation of MY Man Jeeves called Jeeves & Wooster has Hugh laurie as Bertrum Wilberforce Wooster.

How about we list actors with interesting accents? I can list Sean Bean (Yorkie), Rowan Atkinson (Esturary), and David Jason (Cockney).

Both Obi-Wan Kenobi actors are British but one's Irish.