take a big whiff

[swear]

im gunna out bid Lemo on that Panko Perfume

I like the subtle hints of DDT

PANKO MANKO PANKO MANKO PANKO MANKO THIS WAS MADE FOR ME

I'll buy 5 scent of mankos

This reminds me of chasing the mosquito fogger truck as a kid

Here I come, a MEGA IDOL all eyes on me, no eyes on you!

Do you have the Shiina Chicken Cutlets perfume for sale? I heard it was the latest hit.

Do you have a scent that will clear a room? I've got to stand on some lines later and I'm hoping to find something to help me thin it out a bit.

I've noticed the hair falling off my arms where the rabbit scent touched. Is that normal?

I'm not gonna lie, this smell reminds me of some German perfume labelled 'Gift Gas' I found in a bunker. Do you have any of that in stock?

These scents don't have the California prop 65 warning do they?

Why did the coffee smell like either?

I’m looking for a birthday gift for my boss, he’s real into getting banned from Gacha Games, fish, and unstable women. Any recommendations?

excuse me, ma'am? I need something that works with my natural musk. You see most brands tend to smell like death or sewage on me. Can you help me out?

Excuse me, young man, I'm looking for the soup section. My grandchildren are coming over and I want to make a nice beef stew.

it smells so fru fru girly in here

oh good a drink I am parched