Meow.

hey Rem you dropped something *picks up a lil pouch full greens* ...whats this? *waves it, opens it & smells it* i see....just as I expected... cat nip tsk tsk shame... looks like im gonna have to tell the sen- *gets knocked out when back is turned*

REM love meow

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

I enjoyed your plastic wallet tweet today. Silly americans and their silly names.

Our Father in heaven, forgive us our sins, and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from cat-witches

Is REM gonna be on the next season of that smokking cat girl anime?

Are you up for adoption? You are too cute, Rem!

:))

She didnt steal anything, but she DID scratch up and pee on all the furniture

Larry the Chief Mouser of the Cabinet Office is my favorite British cat

Was about to jokingly say "you" but then you offered it as an option and now I'm getting all reverse psychology.

I'm glad you made enough money off of sketchy etsy potions REM to finally buy a new halloween costume and spread real drugs now

my new oshi REM kanashimeowi

Heard that name before too, from an art teacher

a cat is fine too...

4 EARS?!

*points a laser your arms reach*

cat? she's a kitty cat. and she dance dance dance