I'm giving you a night call to tell you how I feel

Personal example, I'm white w/ a Sudanese foster brother that I've introed as my brother (& joked about "family resemblance"). Or I'll just note the distinction cuz that's easier. Sometimes it's just easier w/o deeper meaning

Suegro

Based on what you are watching, content wise, you might like the book Pride and Prejudice

My HOA doesn't do shit and I love it. They want me to join. Should I? I could be the most corrupt mofo treasurer since that's what they want.

Elon: Hey guys get wings.

he's just a big ole goofball just like the rest of us

Usually it's either because of abuse/bullying when younger, or because they're perverts.

If it's true that half or step doesn't "matter", then why be so bothered by people bothering to be specific?

papakin is my oshi

i like he ones where they carry a huge laptop setup with tin foil and cables everywhere, an go up to the store's point of sale machine and being like "gimme a minute i'm hacking the system right now"

theres a house in my town that legitimately has like 50+ homemade political signs they cover the whole lawn. Roads too busy or I'd stop to take pictures and I'd share if I could get away without a dox

Voting is a a way to see the future. flip a coin for every ballot choice. what the coin shows is what will happen. what? you think you can cast a better vote than fate itself by thinking about things?

excuse you Pippa, Clanceys lawyer has filed "did she aaaactually say she was guilty tho" despite being the person who pledged insanity prior.

I went on a camping trip in the middle of nowhere. Couldn't send or receive calls or texts. The only notification I got the whole time was that a certain pink rabbit was live on twitch

In 2023 one of these "pranksters" was shot in a mall in Virginia and was acquitted of most charges. This should be repeated.