🍟 Ranking McDonald's Toys While Eating a Happy Meal 🍟

Hey

Speaking of gains, I finally made it to 14 pull-up in a row 265lbs for squats and 225 for benching

hi ya Ember!

Hey ember, why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot

Embbuuu~ Have money? Forgive me now? My blood sweat tears and other things??

oyster funds just in case just don't eat me I'm scared

I once saw a YouTube comment that said "Muyu, your voice sounds the EXACT opposite of the Notorious B.I.G. or Rick Ross..." has me giggling and laughing

burger, om nom, hi hi Ember

I, for one, have full faith in the Eber-Aiwi comeback. You will court her. BELIEVE! (Pls stop taking all our debt)

Well that's an absolute lie. I've been nothing but nice to you and you've always treated me like the ugly, red-headed step child

can we get a voicepack for your birthday of you being mean?

Need yo get back to it, in process of building at home gym. Was able to chest press 160lbs. (I am 5'6 to anyone that weight seems light to)

If I ever say my ma's first name SHE'S PULLING OUT THE CHANCLA HEEEEELP

You're like one of the most charming women I know, even when you're being "weird" also I like when you're weird

When I was younger, my dog used to chase people on a bike alot. It got so bad that I finally had to take his bike away.

This is a personal message to the bastard who broke into my car and stole my depression medicine. You know who you are. I hope you're happy.

"Time in a Bottle" Jim Croce. It's your only hope