Translating My Thirstposting Into Early Modern English

these sheilas are pretty cute

Can you turn on subtitles for a humble illiterate Willager such as myself

[Can you translate "Sleep for a total of 800 hours per day, and then drink a liter of milk warm up before you go play", I need it for Proxy Quixote]

So we're not clipping Willy repeating this out of context, right?

Shakespeare himself couldn't write a more eloquent soliloquy.

This knight is so eloquent, I applaud thee for voicing the Princess's proclamations

Written with a Phoenix quill, cause it was fire

Perchance will these all be read out without BGM at the end?

this be an evil spell I say the wizard are up to the bs again

Thank you for being two beautiful ladies.

Rare Localization W

No point scoring if there isn't a goalkeeper

There's no saving her

Cod piece? I’m a wizard!

Say the word and I’ll cast modify memory later. o7

Are we Lannister role-playing now guys ?

"make it fit"

council of fujo goon