WITCH BEAR BEWITCHES YOU 🎃

she's right, we dont have magic. we have something greater, the divine might of BEAR GOD. O'LORD IN HEAVEN, I CALL FOR THEE TO CAST THIS TEMPTRESS BACK INTO THE ABYSS. AMEN

Can the Orbs tell us when ABG Uruka will help us fight cancer again?

Hi Uru-Witch, we're actually glad to see you again - could you do us a favor and cast spell on Uruka so she finally accepts her true self and stops having wet dreams? We worry about her.

well witch bear, I'm trying to get pic of your full outfit to make another tabletop model. a false icon to worship and not be put into a jar. now please back up for me

You don't seem scary anymore we feel kinda bad for you now - you're had a body part ripped out, the Fujikura family disowned you, and you're a older than Clio - can we get you signed up with AARP?

You just want to be Raven in order to have a shot at Tim Drake.

BEGONE foul evil temptress of a witch! I cast upon you FALLOPIAN FISSURE!

Hello Mrs. Witch Bear, I’ve been so busy with a new job and moving that I haven’t been able to catch up on VODs yet. May you cast a spell on me to help with the yearnings? Uuuuuu I missed Uruka uuuu

kidnap? no i walked in here willingy

where am I?

can you back up a bit ignore the camera

First Miss Lust, now Uru-Witch - why does Uruka's inner un-seiso freakiness take such appealing forms?

Cute today bear witch I'm tickled to be under your thrall couldn't ask for a better mistress

hey uh, witchuka, my friend, uh, batman said he threw his batarang over here and he wants it back. who am i to say no to batman, right?

I tune in and hear this awesome boss music. I look around and see only a weird dorky bear with bad magic who can't afford clothes. how disappointing.

Hey you have Uruka's cute, nerdy laugh - are you sure you're not her? Also, where's that tail connect anyways?

adding and subtracting about 4 cents worth of fabric isn't all that impressive. cast a spell or something!

You can't kidnap the willing - jokes on you Uru-Witch