postgame extras! * .hack//OUTBREAK (PS2)

love you Mono, you're my kamioshi and we Tabemonos are behind you always

I see. So vtubers often don't REALLY retire, the character is intellectual property and the person behind the microphone gets taken out back. I get it. Thank you for the explanation, have some money.

Patreon reminds me of the past where rich people would just grab an orphan and buy them a house and schooling to have a personal artist. Illustrate me beating up a boar with my bare hands, art-goblin.

Being a faceless knight who doesn't care for glory screams romance to me. Absolute loyalty without reverence for my own life. Dying on a field in the middle of nowhere for a cause I don't understand.

Then the noblewoman I've been to protect demands I come to her chamber that night and tells me that she would see me sheathe my longsword but I don't understand at all.

Cute girls doing cute things? I just need to look in my living room for that. My cute girl is learning to play the recorder right now.

Hot take: I don't really think it's cute when people dress like they're twenty, thirty, forty years younger. Grandma in 'Juicy' pants, no thanks.

So. The options are that we like the pre-game yapping... Or we hate you? Now... What do YOU think my answer is gonna be here? What is funnier?

I hate that you've reminded me of Napoleon's letter to his wife. "Home in three days. Don't wash."

You both have to be good at art. Because like... If I drew you, it would just be a stick figure with two circles and I feel that'd ruin the mood

She vanished...