the sleep demon can't sleep (?)

the biggest bone in the body is your femur yet it is the most painful one to break. I guess you could say bigger isn't always better.

Welcome back! Love! I missed you so much! Mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah

Your ASMR helped me a lot while I was sick with covid last week (im not returning the favor)

i listen to asmr to get sleepy and then i roll over and wrap my head in a blanket

JK I'll do an ASMR stream for you, but im making it members only so you gotta give me 5 bucks

F would do some asmr for you, coconut cracks for mama bird

I had a roommate who munched down half a bottle of melatonin capsules in a single go, and it did nothing for his insomnia, he scared me

have you tried chasing women at night until you collapse from exhaustion?

*holding baseball bat behind my back* close your eyes and think of the rabbits REM

i used to be able to sleep through fire alarms now the littlest sound wakes me up.

I unironically use their Triple Repair Moisturizer (pls sponsor my ASMR stream to REM)

aha and bha are a chemical exfoliant (i use Paula's choice BHA)

I use the pizza oil as an oil cleanser before applying posay

hes got personality and does a lot of work ok

mix your ashes into the concrete at skeggy butlins

Chamomile tea, but seriously, no phone before bed.

where does a girl get some good cork around here?

Hi boss, tongue tied right now are we?