oh god oh no what do i do

Hey Lumi, it's me your personal secretary, good news. The art restoration society called and they're actually offering money for you to stay away from them. Isn't that wonderdul? Easy money.

Hello, its me satan, love the blasphemy, keep going

Do you have a large printer? Print a Copy from an Image off the internet.

It ok, just blame a foreign intern and then report them to ICE.

okay hear me out.... what if we say it always looks like this

You need to draw the eyes of the viewer away from the destroyed area. Draw over the dude on the left and turn him into Master Chief.

Remember Bob Ross' words. We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents. Just that this accident was on a 120 mill painting but who's counting.

Yep, a true modern artist. The Museum will obviously hire you to update the other classics just like Netflix does for shows.

there's an earthquake in Norway near Edvard Munch grave

There is definitely something spreading it's disgusting fingers across the painting, but it isn't the darkness.

For a painting called "The Starry Night", you should restore his head to star shaped

Actually we should be more culturally sensitive and give representation to other faiths. So put Mohamed instead.

Add yourself to the painting, that way nobody would think you're so regarded you'd add yourself. clean alibi.

can you try to remove the stickers and attempt to draw racoomi by hand? would look more credible.

Yes, but not because of the painting...

"It wasn't my fault! the snake told me to!" since the beginning of time

now go do a mr bean, pass a fake as an original

I´ll dip, have fun explaining to the lead curator